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Hey Everyone - So You Are All Wondering Where The Fuck Have I Been.… - Nicholas

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Hey Everyone -

So You Are All Wondering Where The Fuck Have I Been. Prepare Yourselves For A Long Story.

1. Relationship. Kristi And I Are Completely Through. We've Eliminated Our Friendship Completely. I Called Her On Christmas To Wish Her Happy Holidays, But Other Than That She's Gone. I Found Someone New. Danielle. No One This Beautiful Has Ever Come Across Me. We Met In A Starbucks. She Dropped Her Credit Card And There Were No Other Tables, So We Sat Together And Talked. Our Relationship Started From There. I Asked Her To Move In With Me. We Started Dating In November. I Truly Believe There Is No One Else Out There Like Her. We Were Made For Each Other. My Life With Her Has Been Amazing And I've Never Met Anyone This Great. She's Blonde, Tall, Blue Eyes, Athletic. She's An Accountant. $$$$$$$ =) I'm Going To Ask Her To Marry Me...I Just Don't Know When.

2. Family. Speaking Of Marriage: Christopher Is Getting A Divorce. It Sucks For The Children. Kyle Stopped At 5 Kids, While Steph Is Trying To Know When To Stop. Michael Is Going To College, Likewise For Sammy. Brian...He's Grown So Much. I Can't Believe I Remember When He First Could Walk And Talk. Now He's 15. Boy Lost His Virginity To This Hottie. How Cute. As For Ty, He And I Have Grown Closer Than We Ever Have. You Learn A Lot From Your Twin...Who Has A Smoking Ass Hottie For A Wife. As For My Best Friends Michael and Kristina: They're Going Along Well...I Guess. They Don't Agree With What I Did To Kristi But I Don't Give A Fuck. She Was Going To Kill Me Slowly. I Miss Them Minus Kristi.

3. Career. Remember That Degree I Got In Architecture? I Finally Put It To Use. I'm Getting Paid A Lot Of Money And I've Saved Enough For Danielle And I To Lively Comfortably For Awhile. I'm Very Happy With My Job And My Life.

4. Smoking. I Quit For Life. That Shit Was Fucking Up My Life.

5. California? Never Going Back. I Never Want To See Irvine For The Rest Of My Life. I'm Through With The Shitty Life I Had Out There. Sorry.

6. Vienna. Sis, I Miss You And I'm Sorry I Was Never There For You. You And I Were Great Friends But People Tore Us Apart. I'm Sorry I Was Never Wanted You. Lol. You Always Told Me That Kristi Would Fuck Me Over. I Didn't Believe You Then, But I Wish I Had. She Was A Skanky Hoe.

7. Sydney. Cheesecake Giftcard? I'm Happy For You And Dan. Sorry We Never Fucked. That Girl I Picked Up From That Bar With The Pierced Nipples Gave Me Crabs................JK!


Everyone else: Be Happy For My Life. I Got It Straightened Out And For The Better.



P.S. I Had A Threesome With A Guy.
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